Never Ending Story!

That the tracking device is right behind you, but when you turn around you see nothing. You reach out towards where the device should be and feel...

someone grabbing you down into the ground. Quickly you...

... pull out "your" knife (stolen from that outfitter store), but the knife is defective and ...

You hear a loud squeek! Dang! its a dog toy! The shadowy figure....

bashes you on the head with some sort of rock, or dead animal. You are unconscious. When you wake up you are...

in a dark room and you can't see anything and you're tied to a chair. You start to...

panic, loudly tipping over the chair in the process. Suddenly, a noise-operated light turns on and you find the room is full of ...

sexy women. They tell you they kidnapped you because they were lonely, when you ask about the tracking device they tell you they found it in the rocks. After listening a bit more you decide to...

use the situation to recruit them all as your minions to help find the evil customer, with the obvious plans for after your adventure. Unfortunately, even though each one is either brunette or red-headed, they all act like stereotypical blonds and are completely useless. Then you notice that your electro-magnet shoe is strongly attracted to the chest of one of the women....

Who turns out to be a robot. Then your shoe launches you at her, kocking off her brunette wig, showing she's actuallly blonde, and revealing that she is the...

real-life version of the Terminator. Fortunately, the moving magnetic field made by your shoe has weakened them enough for you to ...

melt them with your newly acquired laser vision. After they are a melted pile of metal you...

... realize that you also melted their memory chips, leaving you with no clue who made them, why they made them, or where their maker is. You proceed to the door at the far side of the room. When you open it, you find ...

a room with a life time supply of Coca-Cola, you are so happy that you...

... don't notice the killer vending machine in the back of the room. Suddenly, the lights go out and ...

you hear a weird swoosh noise and some metal smashing. When the lights come back on Iron Man is standing there with the machine smashed to bits.
"It was a straggler from the machine attack!" he says.
He then asks you...

to smash his suit up to he can go to the room where you met the lonely women. So, you grab a...

candle and lit it up. After that you...

get crushed by a collapsing ceiling and black out. When you wake up, you find yourself neck-deep in solid concrete with your arch-nemesis, the evil ex-customer standing above you. Instead of gloating, he looks worried and begins to speak to you, saying ...

"use the force, luke, use the force.........", which causes you to say: "I'm not frigging luke skywalker!". He then fires a plasma gun at your brain, which...

is promptly incinerated, painfully. However, you are not dead and your head starts growing back quickly. "So it's true," started the ex-customer. He continued: "They really did turn you into a swarm of trillions of nanobots. No matter, I'll just have to blast you to nothing one bit at a time...."

And this causes you to get so P***ed off, you puch his lights out. When he awakes, he sees you playing with your snake.... a bit visciously. He then jumps at you, ...