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diarrhea so trying to sleep becomes a problem when u cant sleep and have diarrhea The long night went past and in the morning....

... you feel way too exhausted from getting up to go potty every 15 minutes during the night and cannot make it to work, so you ...

Decide to shoot a Mcdonalds worker because he said Mcdonald's couldn't deliver food. After your lengthy court session and finding he would have died of HIV anyway, you get knocked out by a gang, and crap on them every few minutes, causing them to...

turn brown but there already brown so they didnt notice and walked off so you......

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Shoot them, and kill the rest of the people at McDonalds. You decide to plant a small range nuclear grenade in court, and you blow up the hall while at the toilet. Then a gang member comes along and gives you a leg to whack a man round the head with so you...

eat the man and the leg making you a cannibal shunned from society. after traveling thrity mile west you...

Crap so violently that you have to take off your underwear and trousers. When you reach the next village, a violent child comes along with a huge bat and whacks you in the wobbly bits, causing you to get so angry that you kill him and eat all of the evidence. Unfortunately, the police...

Were kenyan and while u had a 100m start they caught you in 9.7 seconds and through you into a Kenyan jail.

You then ask for more and more food in jail, so that you puke. When you do puke, you aim it at the cell bars, and it burns through due to your odd diet from the last few days. After escaping you find...

...Obama became president and you try to commit suicide through diarrehae.

which surprisingly didn't work, so you try other methods such as...

Destroying New York with atomic bombs to ..

make a point against the government who...

Had ate all the cookies which...

... turned out to be the bombs, destroying ...

The Leaning Tower of Pisa...

... which was being used as a base for a space elevator! Somehow, as the space elevator is crashing down, you get randomly teleported into the counterweight asteroid, so you ...

lose your mind and rip out your genitals, causing you to scream so much in pain 307 OAPs lose their sense of hearing. After the lengthy court session...

You go see a new band made up of The Lich King as lead guitar, Richard Dean Anderson as the bassist, Lugia as the drummer and Megan Fox as the lead singer.

And the genitals that recently were destroyed grew back becuase of Megan Fox's fake body and...

... went back in time to destroy this story by ...

...summoning the Jagex game designers to try to improve it.

so that they could destroy your favorite toy...

Named floofy the agent dog. You find out he goes out everyday to make crappy jagex updates like the hp to constitution update, so you Strangle it before they can. This makes jagex angry,...